Jackie Chan has the best story ever about Bruce Lee
Actually the best.
“i just wanted bruce lee to hold me as long as he can” aw, jackie chan. badass and sweetheart.
the cutest
(Source: sifu-kisu)
I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three
I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old
So cute it made my bowels erupt with kawaii emoticon faces
(Source: janiiwantstofly2)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce)
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
no one will ever touch it
it’s dangerous to look directly at
i want it to stay 92,960,000 miles away from menone of y’all ever gettin dick pics
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
(Source: georgetakei)
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
